it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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