do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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