Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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