I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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