i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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