I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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