love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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