someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
is it fun? or sober?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
