why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You can't just leave with hair like that
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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