Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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