Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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