I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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