we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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