if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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