it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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