whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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