Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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