I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Can you bring me the toilet please
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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