do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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