WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
