yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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