I'm going to jail i love you
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
well you can't waste a boner
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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