one might say we're banned from that church
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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