i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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