so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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