i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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