It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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