you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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