Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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