Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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