I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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