so explain again why im purple
no
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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