Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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