Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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