I take back everything I said about communal showers
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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