absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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