Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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