I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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