I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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