CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I think I just shit out all my problems.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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