You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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