i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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