Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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