when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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