Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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