If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
i think i just lost a toe
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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