I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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