Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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