I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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