Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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