The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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